Hollywood: where one love-scene can ruin your life.

Mona, a seventeen-year-old high school dropout, is sitting in the bar of the Beverly Hills Hotel, trying not to attract the attention of Maddy Miller, a hotshot producer, who'll decide if her brother Joost Larvink, gets to make his Hollywood debut. But before she knows it, Mona is knee-deep in Hollywood politics and some desperate characters, including a stoner screenwriter, engaged to Maddy's daughter, an action hero jock still in the closet and a forty plus A-list star about to become box office poison. All Mona wants to do is drink and float in the pool. But with her brother's career at stake, Mona has to do something. Anything!

Even if it means putting herself and her new best friend in harms way, in Moroni's gleeful and riotous takedown of Hollywood.